For anyone who’s ever found themselves only ten minutes into The Seventh Seal and already seven beers deep.

Alcohol goes great with some movies. It’s hard to imagine watching The Room sober, for instance. But some movies require more focus, and having too much booze will send the whole film flying right over your head.

But hey, when the harsh light of morning hits, I’ve still got to get out of bed and write my review!

Each week (or month) I’ll try to bullshit my way through an arthouse classic I’ve just watched but can’t for the life of me remember.

Spoiler alerts apply, though I suspect even basic facts about any given film will often be completely wrong.

Follow me on Twitter: @3Reels2Wind

and Instagram: @3reelstotheWind